Friend  .( yep I have ONE) found himself a bit early for an appointment
There was a Coffee Shop next door
He had (one) $5 coffee, at the lunch counter..You know ...Diner 6 oz cup Redicoulous by itsrlf....Left a Dollar tip... Went out the door
Waitress comes running after him, Sir Sir ..You forgot your dollar ..Whilst the Staff laughed uproariously
I am not posting what retort I would have had 
							
						
					There was a Coffee Shop next door
He had (one) $5 coffee, at the lunch counter..You know ...Diner 6 oz cup Redicoulous by itsrlf....Left a Dollar tip... Went out the door
Waitress comes running after him, Sir Sir ..You forgot your dollar ..Whilst the Staff laughed uproariously
I am not posting what retort I would have had
 
							
						