Christmas thread

[Norm DeGuerre]

What ??
No one has started one yet ??

[stokes]

Well, it looks like you just did, so, you asked for it


Twas the night before Christmas
and all thru the house the whole goddamned family
was drunk as a louse, Ma, home from the cat house
and me outta jail, had just settled down
for a good piece of tail, when out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter, I jumped off of ma
to see what was the matter, away to the window
I made a mad dash, threw open the window
and fell on my ass, and what to my bloodshot
eyes should appear but a rusty old sled
and a dozen reindeer, with a little old driver
holding his prick I knew in a moment
the bastard was Nick, slower than snails
his chargers they came, he *****ed and he swore
as he called them by name, now Prancer and Dancer
up over the walls quick goddamn you
or I'll cut off your balls, up on the roof,
he stumbled and fell and came down the chimney
like a bat outta hell,he rifled the stockings
and filled his big sack then reached in his pants
and fingered his crack, as he made his way across to door
he tripped on his dick and fell to the floor
I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight
piss on you all its a hell of a night

[WARFAB]

Merry Christmas Eve to everyone.

Looks like 24Pink14Stink is getting buried with snow for the second time this year. Hope he's doing OK.

[Norm DeGuerre]

Send Andy best wishes Perhaps he will visit again someday. ..
it's only been prolly 7 years. ????

[Norm DeGuerre]

I have his email addy if anyone would like it Perhaps I will Post it.

[Pissed Off Patriot]

Well, I was busy earlier today!

Merry Christmas!

[Norm DeGuerre]

That shoulda taken less than 2 minutes at your age, PoP

[Pissed Off Patriot]

But you forgot that I am a recycled teenager!

[dwa12479]

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[camper4lyfe]

Merry Christmas gents. Had a busy day yesterday (dealing with frozen pipes and Christmas round 1), another busy day today, and a half busy day scheduled for tomorrow. The joys of Christmas with divorced parents (my wife’s parents). Christmas is always 3 days long.

[Norm DeGuerre]

Frozen pipes ...
in your fairly new house. ??? ????

[Norm DeGuerre]

If you need copper fittings
.go in my Container behind the farmhouse

[thughes]

Merry Christmas gents. Had a busy day yesterday (dealing with frozen pipes and Christmas round 1), another busy day today, and a half busy day scheduled for tomorrow. The joys of Christmas with divorced parents (my wife’s parents). Christmas is always 3 days long.

Napped all day.....made pizza (dinner) for my daughter/her BF/my brother.....exchanged gifts.....everybody is gone now and I'm sitting here drinking beer and browsing the interwebs. The joys of cranky old single guy Christmas.

[camper4lyfe]

Frozen pipes ...
in your fairly new house. ??? ????

Yup. We got absolutely slammed with the wind and the wind found it’s way into every nook and cranny it could. One set of lines runs up an exterior wall. Fortunately it was only the cold supply, no damage, and we got it thawed out within an hour of discovering it. The current plan is 1) keep track of the weather and if something like this happens again, keep the water running and add heat in a couple spots, and 2) redo the supply lines when we redo the bathroom.

[gtnorry]

We had a couple frozen pipes also for the same reason. Time to move the pipes away from the walls

[Norm DeGuerre]

Let it drip
I lived on Conesus Lake 22 years
With unheated crawlspace
Only froze a few times Letter Drip

[usmcveteran]

Merry Christmas

[Norm DeGuerre]

Backatchoo MC. ????