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  • #6106
    Lmao.....
    "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
    Colonel Sanders

    That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

    I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

    I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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    • #6107
      It's not funny lol
      www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
      Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
      Am I short stroking or going to fast?

      I know he has a bush

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      • #6108
        It's hilarious! Thanks! I needed a good laugh. Wow, what a day.

        So I went to Walmart to get some clearance Halloween stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again...STARING! So now I'm like, What is her problem?!

        I finish up my shopping and head to the check out line. Of course who is there ahead of me but this same lady. She turns around and starts staring again. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally she says "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who just passed away." I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mama' to me?" Inside I was like Really?!??! But understanding grief the way that I do, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves.

        The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $120.87. I knew something wasn't right, because it should have been like $40 or so. The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "What?!!!" She said, "Your mom said you were paying for her last few items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my MOM. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama. I'm like OMG!

        I flew out of the store looking for this witch, ready to catch her, then I see her loading up her car! She saw me and she jumped in her car! I got to her as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg hard enough that her wooden leg came off, so I grabbed her other leg and started pulling!! HAHA just like I'm pulling yours right now!

        "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
        Colonel Sanders

        That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

        I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

        I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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        • #6109
          Nice. I knew it was a joke as soon as you got to the "you look just like my son".....if that was the case then she would have been over a hundred years old to have had a son your age.
          Last edited by thughes; 11-07-2015, 08:01 PM.
          Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own

          I have to bend over too far

          I get a boner.

          bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!

          I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......
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          • #6110
            "User Nortatoga is banned" ..... I WIN!!!! LMFAO




            http://saratogatackle.com/

            I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!

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            • #6111
              Originally posted by thughes View Post
              Nice. I knew it was a joke as soon as you got to the "you look just like my son".....if that was the case then she would have been over a hundred years old to have had a son your age.
              I should flag this post!

              But I won't because I'm winning!
              "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
              Colonel Sanders

              That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

              I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

              I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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              • #6112
                Originally posted by nortatoga View Post
                You have been FLAGGED!!
                How many did you flag?

                Oh wait, you can't answer that.... lmao!
                "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                Colonel Sanders

                That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                I could have been enjoying his nuts.
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                • #6113
                  Originally posted by Pissed Off Patriot View Post

                  I should flag this post!

                  But I won't because I'm winning!
                  No you're not!!! LOL




                  http://saratogatackle.com/

                  I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!

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                  • #6114
                    Originally posted by Pissed Off Patriot View Post

                    How many did you flag?

                    Oh wait, you can't answer that.... lmao!
                    He flagged ..... ummm ..... one. Just one. Hahahahahaha!!!




                    http://saratogatackle.com/

                    I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!
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                    • #6115
                      Originally posted by Chicken Shoot View Post

                      No you're not!!! LOL
                      How do you figure?

                      You're one paper bucket away from being invited to dinner at KFC!

                      lmao....
                      "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                      Colonel Sanders

                      That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                      I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                      I could have been enjoying his nuts.
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                      • #6116
                        This is how I figure!!! (Oh... I lifted his ban BTW so now you'll have competition!!) I think I'll ban you next for ... yep ... that qualifies as a death threat towards a Mod!! Hahaha




                        http://saratogatackle.com/

                        I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!
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                        • #6117
                          Bahahahahaha!!!! I really could win this if I ban POP!! OK OK OK .... I've had my fun for the night.




                          http://saratogatackle.com/

                          I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!

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                          • #6118
                            Originally posted by Chicken Shoot View Post
                            This is how I figure!!! (Oh... I lifted his ban BTW so now you'll have competition!!) I think I'll ban you next for ... yep ... that qualifies as a death threat towards a Mod!! Hahaha
                            Awww, well aren't you the cutest chicken evahhhhh!

                            Bwaahahahhaaaaa....!
                            "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                            Colonel Sanders

                            That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                            I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                            I could have been enjoying his nuts.
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                            • #6119
                              Un-banned and Winning!!!
                              NRA Life Member,NRA Instructor(Rifle/Pistol)RSO
                              SCOPE Member
                              Member Sara Spa Rod&Gun Club,Pine Tree Rifle Club

                              Working on another 2 month WIN!! Got 3 now trying for 4!!
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                              • #6120
                                Soon to be banned..and winning
                                Meh
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