The "Pay CGRUTT $1 every time you post" thread! lmao

[nortatoga]

I'm working on IT!!!

And page 400!!

[usmcveteran]

I'm thinking today or tomorrow we might be moving

[nortatoga]

Good go wait at the curb for the truck!!

[Chicken Shoot]

A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the State car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied,"You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test."

[usmcveteran]

LOL nice one

[nortatoga]

That was a GOOD ONE CS!!!!

[usmcveteran]

+100000000^

[Pissed Off Patriot]

That was a winner, CS, except not in this thread. lol

[usmcveteran]

We are close to 6000

[nortatoga]

Close indeed!!

[usmcveteran]

Still no idea when forum is going down

[Pissed Off Patriot]

Piece of cake. We got this!

[usmcveteran]

Need to get some gas for lawn mower, ran out yesterday. When can I stop mowing????

[Pissed Off Patriot]

Need to get some gas for lawn mower, ran out yesterday. When can I stop mowing????

When you blacktop the yard?

[usmcveteran]

I mean for the season lol