The "Pay CGRUTT $1 every time you post" thread! lmao

[usmcveteran]

My chances at winning!

[thughes]

So I'm brushing my teeth getting ready for bed when I hear loud hiphop music, laughing, and talking in the street out front. I peek out and see a car parked with a bunch of kids in it. I live on a very quiet street in Charlotte inhabited by old cat ladies so this is a bit too much excitement for a Tuesday night I'm thinking. I go back down stairs, turn the driveway lights on, turn the front porch lights on (enclosed porch) then I go sit on the porch and just watch the car for a while hoping the kids are smart enough to get the hint. Nope. So, I grab a beer and head outside, stand in the yard directly across the street from them and watch some more, still these kids don't get the hint. So, I walk up the street a bit, catch the plate number, and as I head back to the house my next door neighbor (old cat lady) turns her porch light on and then comes out on the porch to talk to me. She asks what's going on, I tell her it's just some kids getting high in the car (I can smell it). She asks if she should call the cops and I state very loudly "No, don't call the cops, I think they've got the hint". Nope. Back to my porch to wait for the show since I just KNOW one of the other neighbors have called the cops by now. Sure enough, 10 minutes later, 2 city cruisers roll up. Long story short: driver cuffed and stuffed, the other 5 kids (yes 5 kids, for a total of 6 kids jammed in a 2 door Chevy Cobalt!) sent walking up the hill to the bus stop, driver's mom(?) gets dropped off just a few minutes ago to take the car away (apparently none of the passengers could drive or had a license and the cops were nice enough to allow the driver to call somebody and avoid the tow).

Back to quiet suburban bliss now......good night.

[Pissed Off Patriot]

There goes the neighborhood....

Oh, did you get her number?

[Cgrutt]

Crickets

[Chicken Shoot]

So I'm brushing my teeth getting ready for bed when I hear loud hiphop music, laughing, and talking in the street out front. I peek out and see a car parked with a bunch of kids in it. I live on a very quiet street in Charlotte inhabited by old cat ladies so this is a bit too much excitement for a Tuesday night I'm thinking. I go back down stairs, turn the driveway lights on, turn the front porch lights on (enclosed porch) then I go sit on the porch and just watch the car for a while hoping the kids are smart enough to get the hint. Nope. So, I grab a beer and head outside, stand in the yard directly across the street from them and watch some more, still these kids don't get the hint. So, I walk up the street a bit, catch the plate number, and as I head back to the house my next door neighbor (old cat lady) turns her porch light on and then comes out on the porch to talk to me. She asks what's going on, I tell her it's just some kids getting high in the car (I can smell it). She asks if she should call the cops and I state very loudly "No, don't call the cops, I think they've got the hint". Nope. Back to my porch to wait for the show since I just KNOW one of the other neighbors have called the cops by now. Sure enough, 10 minutes later, 2 city cruisers roll up. Long story short: driver cuffed and stuffed, the other 5 kids (yes 5 kids, for a total of 6 kids jammed in a 2 door Chevy Cobalt!) sent walking up the hill to the bus stop, driver's mom(?) gets dropped off just a few minutes ago to take the car away (apparently none of the passengers could drive or had a license and the cops were nice enough to allow the driver to call somebody and avoid the tow).

Back to quiet suburban bliss now......good night.

Pfft ...... this story coming from .. just look at his avatar for Peshitta's sake. I call BS!! So ... who'd you call to get your car after you got busted?? LOL

[Wildman]

Another crappy night of working late!

[thughes]

There goes the neighborhood....

Oh, did you get her number?

You'd think that when they saw me standing in my yard staring at them that they would get the hint to move on.....

[Guest]

Ahhh the good ole days..now your the cat lady too..

[thughes]

My GF calls me the cranky old guy....."Get the **** off my lawn, punk!"

[Guest]

Should came out with a bong in your hand and asked to swap a taste for a taste..

[usmcveteran]

Kids are stupid these days.

[camper4lyfe]

They probably thought they were in their own driveway, and couldn't understand what you were doing in their lawn.

[Guest]

Wheeeen I was a young whippersnapper..I did the same thing lol

[thughes]

Wheeeen I was a young whippersnapper..I did the same thing lol

So did I but we were smart enough to hightail it as soon as that first porch/driveway light came on.

[Guest]

So did I but we were smart enough to hightail it as soon as that first porch/driveway light came on.

Yup!
But quite honestly, i was and still am the kind of human that's alert and weary of my surroundings. I never preferred those kinda of "hangouts', i was more the guy saying " hey guys lets go up to the power lines roundabout, cause I don't want no old cat lady or nun with a bong family yellin"