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  • #4141
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    Sticky Lips at High Noon!
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    • #4142
      Winner winner where's my chicken dinner!
      www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
      Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
      Am I short stroking or going to fast?

      I know he has a bush

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      • #4143
        Originally posted by usmcveteran View Post
        Winner winner where's my chicken dinner!
        Crossing the road!

        Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own

        I have to bend over too far

        I get a boner.

        bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!

        I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......

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        • #4144
          Need a gif of that chicken getting hit by a car lmao
          www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
          Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
          Am I short stroking or going to fast?

          I know he has a bush

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          • #4145
            Do NOT google "chicken road kill" images (trust me)
            Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own

            I have to bend over too far

            I get a boner.

            bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!

            I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......

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            • #4146
              Thanks for the warning lol
              www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
              Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
              Am I short stroking or going to fast?

              I know he has a bush

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              • #4147
                You'd be a winner if you called that number!!!!!
                "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                Colonel Sanders

                That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                • #4148
                  I'm not calling that number Lmao but will google it later lol
                  www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                  Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                  Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                  I know he has a bush
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                  • #4149
                    Originally posted by usmcveteran View Post
                    I'm not calling that number Lmao but will google it later lol
                    That'll work! Lmao..........
                    "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                    Colonel Sanders

                    That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                    I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                    I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                    • #4150
                      European dating site Lmao? "Romantic adventures".
                      www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                      Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                      Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                      I know he has a bush

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                      • #4151
                        You can get yourself a Russian Bride! Who wouldn't want that???
                        "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                        Colonel Sanders

                        That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                        I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                        I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                        • #4152
                          How many do you think they would let me test before I buy LOL?
                          www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                          Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                          Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                          I know he has a bush

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                          • #4153
                            Hell if I know, but hey, you can't get a much cheaper date than one for the cost of a bottle of vodka!
                            "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                            Colonel Sanders

                            That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                            I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                            I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                            • #4154
                              So how you going to explain your browser history if the wife sees you visited European dating sites LOL?
                              www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                              Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                              Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                              I know he has a bush

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                              • #4155
                                I'll tell her the truth. I was trying to get you a date! LMAO.....
                                "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                                Colonel Sanders

                                That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                                I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                                I could have been enjoying his nuts.
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