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  • #766
    I remember when I was going through School of Infantry in NC. Me and some buddies were out at Waffle House on the weekend and one of the quiet guys looked at me and asked if I was his friend. I was a little confused and asked him why (glad I did!) and he handed me this letter he wrote.

    Basically the letter was talking about how he wanted or was going to shoot his friend in the head with a 5.56 round! After reading it I straight up told him to his face I was NOT his friend lol and that he really needed to talk to someone back at base about that.

    Couple weeks later he was gone.
    www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
    Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
    Am I short stroking or going to fast?

    I know he has a bush

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    • #767
      Wow, that's messed up. Good call!
      "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
      Colonel Sanders

      That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

      I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

      I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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      • #768
        Def good call!
        in every relationship there is one person who is always right, and the other one is male...

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        • #769
          Yea I wasn't taking any chances on that one lol!
          www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
          Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
          Am I short stroking or going to fast?

          I know he has a bush

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          • #770
            Would you take a chance on this one?
            "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
            Colonel Sanders

            That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

            I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

            I could have been enjoying his nuts.
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            • #771
              I would tell her I am not her friend either! Don't want to be in the friend zone on that one!
              www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
              Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
              Am I short stroking or going to fast?

              I know he has a bush

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              • #772
                Ya gotta start somewhere!
                "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                Colonel Sanders

                That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                • #773
                  I know of no such tactic !
                  www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                  Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                  Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                  I know he has a bush

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                  • #774
                    Ok, you're excused, I've got this now!

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                    • #775
                      Originally posted by usmcveteran View Post
                      I remember when I was going through School of Infantry in NC. Me and some buddies were out at Waffle House on the weekend and one of the quiet guys looked at me and asked if I was his friend. I was a little confused and asked him why (glad I did!) and he handed me this letter he wrote.

                      Basically the letter was talking about how he wanted or was going to shoot his friend in the head with a 5.56 round! After reading it I straight up told him to his face I was NOT his friend lol and that he really needed to talk to someone back at base about that.

                      Couple weeks later he was gone.
                      You were on the island with Private Pyle?
                      Sticky Lips at High Noon!

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                      • #776
                        It's Friday! Only 4 more hours of work till the weekend. Whoohoo!
                        "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                        Colonel Sanders

                        That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                        I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                        I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                        • #777
                          Hey POP ....... **** you!! I'm winning!! Yippie!!! Hahahahaha (Who's the ******* that started this thread anyways???)




                          http://saratogatackle.com/

                          I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!
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                          • #778
                            Hey Chicken... You **** you!

                            I win!

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                            • #779
                              Originally posted by dwa12479 View Post

                              You were on the island with Private Pyle?
                              It reminded me of that movie lol
                              www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                              Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                              Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                              I know he has a bush

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                              • #780
                                usmc - don't you have a crotch fire to put out?

                                I win!
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