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  • Originally posted by Pissed Off Patriot View Post
    Wellllll..... it used to happen more often when we had a dog. I think the trick though, is to already be on the couch when she starts!
    I'll be impressed when you get her trained to drop off beers while you're banished to the couch.
    Sticky Lips at High Noon!

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    • Originally posted by dwa12479 View Post

      I'll be impressed when you get her trained to drop off beers while you're banished to the couch.
      The floor is dry now, that's not happening. lol

      But that's a good idea, I'll try it next time.
      "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
      Colonel Sanders

      That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

      I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

      I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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      • Originally posted by Pissed Off Patriot View Post
        I think the trick though, is to already always be on the couch when she starts!
        FTFY

        Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own

        I have to bend over too far

        I get a boner.

        bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!

        I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......

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        • LMAO
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          Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
          Am I short stroking or going to fast?

          I know he has a bush

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          • This winning! Or not???
            www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
            Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
            Am I short stroking or going to fast?

            I know he has a bush

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            • You are definitely not winning. I'll give you second place though.
              "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
              Colonel Sanders

              That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

              I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

              I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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              • Ok, I need to stop padding my post count in here anyways lol..... its all yours if you want it lol
                www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                I know he has a bush

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                • Who said I wanted it? Maybe I just don't want anyone else to have it.
                  "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                  Colonel Sanders

                  That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                  I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                  I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                  • Personally I really don't care if I win or not......... I just REALLY hate losing lol!
                    www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                    Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                    Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                    I know he has a bush

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                    • Do I win?

                      "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                      Colonel Sanders

                      That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                      I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                      I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                      • Nope.

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                        • Originally posted by Pissed Off Patriot View Post
                          Do I win?

                          Not even close.....

                          Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own

                          I have to bend over too far

                          I get a boner.

                          bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!

                          I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......

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                          • Seems like they are not anatomically correct?
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                            Working on another 2 month WIN!! Got 3 now trying for 4!!

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                            • Is this more correct?

                              "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                              Colonel Sanders

                              That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                              I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                              I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                              • Hey stop staring at her chest lol!
                                www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                                Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                                Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                                I know he has a bush

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