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I lmao'd at this one...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Survival-kit...item46317575e1
"Well hot dog look what we got here! Ever been stranded out in the middle of nowhere wishing you had the adequate utincils for surviving off the land?well here you freakin go! In this useless survival kit I've included a yellow marker, and yellow crayon (which may or may not work because they are pretty old) so you can write a note on the yellow paper to call for help (like a message in a bottle without the bottle)."what am i gonna do if i dont have a bottle?" You ask...hell idk.fold it up into a damn airplane or something.also included is a dirty coffee scooper, bread tie, and rubber band."why?" You ask...I'll tell you why, I have no freakin idea.thats why.and the filthy penny? Shoot, its just a freebie.im sharing my wealth.ever been a few cents short on tax? Problem solved.happy bidding folks."
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Survival-kit...item46317575e1
"Well hot dog look what we got here! Ever been stranded out in the middle of nowhere wishing you had the adequate utincils for surviving off the land?well here you freakin go! In this useless survival kit I've included a yellow marker, and yellow crayon (which may or may not work because they are pretty old) so you can write a note on the yellow paper to call for help (like a message in a bottle without the bottle)."what am i gonna do if i dont have a bottle?" You ask...hell idk.fold it up into a damn airplane or something.also included is a dirty coffee scooper, bread tie, and rubber band."why?" You ask...I'll tell you why, I have no freakin idea.thats why.and the filthy penny? Shoot, its just a freebie.im sharing my wealth.ever been a few cents short on tax? Problem solved.happy bidding folks."
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