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    CLOSED. My Birthday week KARMA to you...

    For my Birthday week Karma, I'm sending out a SHTF Survival Life EverStryke Perma Match, to all you that wanna be in it to win it

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    http://survivallife.com/cb/es/2/tw/?...320.1433193174

    It's a refillable, airtight "match" that sits in the fluid til you unscrew it and strike it along the ferro rod kinda side of it, stays lit like a zippo til you blow it out or it burns away..dip in and repeat process til you have to refill it with zippo fluid. Bah to my description, just click the link above lol!
    I bought 3 of these and they are quite awesome! I keep one in my BOB, one in my car and this ones going to one of my NYSG family members..all you need to do to be entered is...post a reason why you would want this unique, coolass thing. The more creative and witty it is..the better chance you'll have to win it, cause i'm not using no randomizer website, i'm going ooooold school and picking the best post I feel like..deal with it Post as many times as you wish, thread crap and hijack all you please, I don't mind a bit. 1 post gets you in the Karma (assuming you followed the 1 rule of entry) and 1 per person is what will count when I do the selection. I'm only giving until 9pm June 4th and then I shall reveal the winner shortly after that(if anyone posts).I was born on June 4th at 9pm so ya get the idea.. Good luck to all ya allllllllll!!!!
    Last edited by 4eXcalibur; 06-01-2015, 05:31 PM.
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    You will pick me as the winner because I'm the guy that hooked you up with the on-line retailers who will still ship ammo to your front door.

    Contest over!
    Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own

    I have to bend over too far

    I get a boner.

    bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!

    I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......
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    • #3
      If you were only born a month late they might have made a movie about you staring Tom Cruise!

      I think it's cooler that most fire starters because it actually has fuel in it that can be used as a prolonger if you need a torch and would be great for starting a fire in wet conditions where other methods won't work.

      Oh happy birthday by the way!
      I bought my sons out of state.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by thughes View Post
        You will pick me as the winner because I'm the guy that hooked you up with the on-line retailers who will still ship ammo to your front door.

        Contest over!

        Aaaand now you're also the guy who gonna get us arrested for yapping that

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        • #5
          Nice Karma 4eX,I am not in as I really do not have much to do a Karma,I need to see if I have anything where I can do one myself,maybe I can find something,It take me a few days to go through all my stash I have in all my tokes.

          Clarence
          I could probably could get away with a 52 inch shaft but if I could get a 54 inch shaft that would be great as I could always adjust the length of the shaft

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          • #6
            Since you won't help me blow up Morts thread, I'll be needing this lighter thing to help me light it up!!! This would also be handy to start a campfire with when I'm stuck 800' from the house in 5' of snow with a friggin 4x4 ATV that ain't going nowhere and I ain't making that walk home!! Are you kidding? It's 800' man!! No way am I walking that far without my Green Tea in hand!! I'll be there until the snow melts next time!! PLUS ... since this thing is wicked cool and will produce a flame so it'll make more sense in my BOB in a sandwich bag full of Tampax tampons!! They work great as a floatation devices as well as being the first thing to get the fire started!! .... and I suppose I could stick one in a big ass bullet hole when Female decides she's had enough and shoots me ... but yeah ... this would justify the tampons!!
            Last edited by Chicken Shoot; 06-01-2015, 05:33 PM.




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            I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by DarthVader View Post
              Nice Karma 4eX,I am not in as I really do not have much to do a Karma,I need to see if I have anything where I can do one myself,maybe I can find something,It take me a few days to go through all my stash I have in all my tokes.

              Clarence
              You won't have to give anything out..i just meant pay it forward as my Birthday week people were giving me things so I wanted to give something out..I'll change the title so as not to confuse anyone.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by 4eXcalibur View Post

                You won't have to give anything out..i just meant pay it forward as my Birthday week people were giving me things so I wanted to give something out..I'll change the title so as not to confuse anyone.
                DO you want a tampon for your birthday? I have TONS of them!! I keep using them because they're friggin cool when ya chuck one in the pool!! POOF!!! Instant float!!! I guess they are like NY compliant fireworks. Sometimes I pretend they are live grenades because of the string and all. LOL




                http://saratogatackle.com/

                I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!
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                • #9
                  I gotta admit, the first thing that came to mind is that this would be awesome for lighting your own farts!

                  Just think, no more burning your fingers with a match while waiting for that gas to pass. That Peshitta's a pain in the ass!

                  Yeah, it would be handy for shtf scenarios too, but how many times does that happen compared to farting?

                  Happy early Birthday to you!
                  "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                  Colonel Sanders

                  That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                  I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                  I could have been enjoying his nuts.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by thughes View Post
                    You will pick me as the winner because I'm the guy that hooked you up with the on-line retailers who will still ship ammo to your front door.

                    Contest over!
                    I call horsePeshitta!! Bribery wasn't in the rules!!




                    http://saratogatackle.com/

                    I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 4eXcalibur View Post

                      You won't have to give anything out..i just meant pay it forward as my Birthday week people were giving me things so I wanted to give something out..I'll change the title so as not to confuse anyone.

                      That is ok I was not confused to much even though I do get confused easily,lol

                      Clarence
                      I could probably could get away with a 52 inch shaft but if I could get a 54 inch shaft that would be great as I could always adjust the length of the shaft
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Chicken Shoot View Post

                        I call horsePeshitta!! Bribery wasn't in the rules!!
                        Duly noted, no fear my kind sir.

                        If I'm in jail cause his post then the winner has to go to my house get the Karma then smuggle the Everstryke in their arse to help me get out. I'll be as fair as I damn well please, no worries.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by 4eXcalibur View Post

                          Duly noted, no fear my kind sir.

                          If I'm in jail cause his post then the winner has to go to my house get the Karma then smuggle the Everstryke in their arse to help me get out. I'll be as fair as I damn well please, no worries.

                          POP will be entering ALOT after this post! He's already gonna have one near his ass so why not in it right?? I hope he doesn't fart on the way in to deliver this to you!! LMFAO!!




                          http://saratogatackle.com/

                          I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Chicken Shoot View Post


                            POP will be entering ALOT after this post! He's already gonna have one near his ass so why not in it right?? I hope he doesn't fart on the way in to deliver this to you!! LMFAO!!

                            Tricky tricky chicky!!

                            Making multiple wit/comedy posts, kinda does get you more entries..
                            Bastard found a loophole..always one in the crowd..and I'm the one making the Karma so it couldn't be meeeeee.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Chicken Shoot View Post


                              POP will be entering ALOT after this post! He's already gonna have one near his ass so why not in it right?? I hope he doesn't fart on the way in to deliver this to you!! LMFAO!!
                              Well ya know if my hemorrhoids act up, it just might self-light, and delivery will be EXPLOSIVE! It's a jailbreak via ass-blast!
                              "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                              Colonel Sanders

                              That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                              I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                              I could have been enjoying his nuts.
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