Lie to Me Karma

[Pissed Off Patriot]

Ray is the grounds keeper at the cemetery so I am going to go with buried. lol.

Ohhhhh.... That's cheating. Lmao....

[Pissed Off Patriot]

Big flash, I say it's the flashing, and Meke, I'm guessing the shoes. You keep pushing that midget story and I have no idea what you mean by double decker. lol

As for mine, since no one is guessing, the correct answer is that Yes, I was with Playboy's Miss March on Saturday. I never said I slept with her, just that I was with her! She's a local girl. Look her up if you don't believe me. lol.

I posted some pics of her in the bar, btw.

[Meketrefe]

I think it all happened to Big in the same cruise, he got rufied and after he woke up in confusion left a dump on the upper part of the toilet (double decker) and then went outside his boat cabin naked and flashing everyone in his path... So all three are true !!!! OMG!!!! .......LMAO.

[Pissed Off Patriot]

Only one is true...

My nickname in high school was...

1. Cocaine Bill

2. Wild Bill

3. Willy Wonka

[Meketrefe]

Wild Bill.

[Cgrutt]

Wild wonka?

[Pissed Off Patriot]

Wild wonka?

Are you trying for two guesses in one? lol

[WARFAB]

I was actually attacked by a mob of Gypsies in Rome. I've only been about 80mph in a boat. I've only been wakeboarding on two continents.

Roud two:

1 - The first time I kissed my wife was at the top of the Eiffel Tower.

2 - My college nickname was 'sasquatch'.

2 - I've shaken hands with two presidents.

[Pissed Off Patriot]

Warfab, I say answer #2. lol

As for my last one, no one got it right again, in spite of Cgrutt's attempt to combine two answers into one. Sorry bud. lmao...

So yes, my nickname in high school was indeed Cocaine Bill.

For my next question, how did I get the nickname Cocaine Bill?

1. I did cocaine.

2. I didn't do drugs.

3. I had a red nose.

[Meketrefe]

Warfab I got the gypsies right!!
I think you shake hands with two presidents.

PoP I think you had a red nose. LOL

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Nobody got this one I thin...
True - My barber is an old school Sicilian who is will scare your schit out.
False - My wife is a great cook.
False - Somehow I once ended having a drink at "The Kamikazes of the as.s" bar in San Francisco bay.

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I still have this one pending...
1- I had two fiances in case the first one failed me. ...you know murphy's law.
2- I had a midget buddy that could urinate over the cabin of a tall HD truck doing a perfect arch and w/o touching it.
3- Once I bought 27 pairs of shoes on a great deal only to find out that they were mismatched, those that end up with one missing so they are put together with sometimes different numbers or similar models and sold in pairs dirt cheap.

[WARFAB]

POP - Hoping you got the name because you had a red nose.

Meke - I'm actually going to guess that you had a midget buddy that could urinate of the cab of a tall HD truck. I'm guessing that mainly because it's the one nobody really understands.

[GUNSICK]

1) I have all the guns I will ever need.

2) I've been diving with sharks, chum in the water and no cage.

3) Sometimes I regret getting a vasectomy because I want more kids.

[WARFAB]

Guessing GUNSICK has been diving with sharks.

If you actually believe you have all the guns you will ever need the moderators shouldn't allow you to keep the "GUNSICK" name.

[Meketrefe]

I think gunsick had the vasectomy.

[Meketrefe]

So those who guessed nr. 2 they were right. He had a very powerful Jet. LOL

1- I had two fiances in case the first one failed me. ...you know murphy's law. (This happened to a friend actually, things got cold with the firs one, went on a trip, found a hot babe,
got engaged and got married right away)

TRUE --- > 2- I had a midget buddy that could urinate over the cabin of a tall HD truck doing a perfect arch and w/o touching it.

3- Once I bought 27 pairs of shoes on a great deal only to find out that they were mismatched, those that end up with one missing so they are put together with sometimes
different numbers or similar models and sold in pairs dirt cheap.(This happened to another friend. LMAO)