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lol, his girlfriend needs a wax.
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Hmm... was that a backwards comment aimed towards me I wonder... ever had hot sauce end up on ur pecker Gunner? Smurfette, u like hot sauce right? Put it on ur sub then have an 'oops' moment... lmfao!Originally posted by Gunner57 View Postin every relationship there is one person who is always right, and the other one is male...Comment
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when I was in college all the rage was to put that over the counter novocaine stuff...can't think of the name of it, but put it on your lips before you kiss a man so he would feel his lips go numb and fall madly in love with you. My friend did it, came back quite early from a date and looking defeated. She did it, his lips went numb and he thought he was having a stroke and ran off cutting the date short.Comment
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ROFLMAO!!! That poor girl!in every relationship there is one person who is always right, and the other one is male...Comment
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www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
Am I short stroking or going to fast?
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Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own
I have to bend over too far
I get a boner.
bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!
I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......Comment
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We know what to get Gunner!!! We've been trying to figure out what to get you since you have everything ..... now we know!!Originally posted by Gunner57 View Post
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I know DAMN WELL you've got one on order!!! I hope it's not defective!! Next headline ....Originally posted by usmcveteran View Post
MAN'S GENITALS IGNITED BY ROBOT HANDJOB BURNS DOWN ENTIRE CITY BLOCK!! (Proof that even a little prick can be dangerous)
By Chicken Shoot (AP)
Late yesterday evening, a man known as usmcveteran was trying out his new robot that is designed to give handjobs. Everything appeared to be fine until the robot seemed to be confused abit. It appeared that the robot wasn't calibrated for anything under 2 inches and in a rage, it just grabbed ahold of what it deemed to be either a penis or a tag and was trying to please it's new owner. Well the bad calibration resulted in a feverishly fast rate of strokes which produced an enormousness amount of friction to which the lubrication couldn't overcome. The man's penis and coin purse burst into flames and the robot immediately jumped out of a window to escape the threat. The man was last seen running down the street pant less with what is being referred to as the worst case of being a flamer ever witnessed by mankind. The man was going door to door and people saw a half naked man with a crotch full of fire and refused to help. Of course every house he went to he also wound up lighting the front bushes (lol) on fire which in turn ignited the exterior of the houses,
Usmcveteran was said to be known to like hiking and camping and police and local, state and federal authorities have widened the search to the Adirondacks thinking this man may have taken to the hills in search of very deep snow. It's reported by eyewitnesses that the man tried to put out the crotch fire by jumping into ponds and local fountains but apparently forgot it was winter and all had frozen solid and he merely bounced off the ice still ablaze. He was last seen heading north on I-87 where he was clocked at 153mph ... still on foot. Troopers confirmed that there was no high speed chase since they were too busy laughing at the images caught on their dash cams turned in during this investigation. Usmcveteran is still being sought after by authorities for illegal use of robotics, lack of proper classification lubrication and endangering the welfare of the public. Public indecency will not be charged as there's nothing to see and he's obviously not a threat. If you have any info as to the whereabouts of this man, please contact your local authorities and .... please keep the laughter to a minimum as people trying to call in tips are often unintelligible because of this said laughter.
This just in .... a Haystack in the Adirondacks is now on fire and it's thought to be consuming 1000acres at this time!! A man hunt .... well .... half a man hunt is in affect in the Adirondack State Park. A photo police retrieved from the man's computer HDD has now been released as well.
Last edited by Chicken Shoot; 12-12-2014, 02:30 PM.
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I gotta say ... usmcveteran puts up with so much crap from me he deserves a friggin medal!!! Although ... he's also very good at dishing back out so I'm now putting on full BS protective clothing in preparation for the beating I'm about to take. LMAO
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