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  • #16
    my boyfriend's have loved me. I give head.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Smurfette View Post
      my boyfriend's have loved me. I give head.
      lol That's dirty pool right there...
      "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
      Colonel Sanders

      That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

      I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

      I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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      • #18
        speaking of head, I am surprised with that gunner hasn't popped in to offer to find all the studs in my wall, make and hang the shelves. he's missing a prime opportunity.

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        • #19
          You haven't mentions gun or gun accessories for sale. That usually brings him around right quick.

          Gun for sale! Ammo for sale cheap! Smurfette has stripped lowers!
          "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
          Colonel Sanders

          That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

          I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

          I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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          • #20
            nah, usually I just mention sex and it has the same effect as mentioning guns.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Smurfette View Post
              nah, usually I just mention sex and it has the same effect as mentioning guns.
              my estimates say that covers the 99.9% of the guys here. If it was the other place it would be 1% fireaems, 1% sex and 98% distributed between headline news, cheap politics, religion/ atheism and cop bashing. Lol
              It is a shame when people demanding tolerance, have no tolerance

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Smurfette View Post
                speaking of head, I am surprised with that gunner hasn't popped in to offer to find all the studs in my wall, make and hang the shelves. he's missing a prime opportunity.
                You rang?

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                • #23
                  I don't think attaching you catcontraption is not going to be easy. I have seen where you live and i would be surprised if there was wood framing.



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                  • #24
                    I think the building is constructed out of pixie dust. It may be a huge problem.
                    Last night I *think* I have found some studs that are 16" apart, so it would correspond and not just random metal in the wall. Though I stand by my original like dust assertion.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Smurfette View Post
                      i'm 3 apples tall, collect cats and have a grandma cart in my doorway. If you were picturing me as a babe you need to seek a therapist.
                      My first laugh-out-loud of the day. You crack me up!

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Smurfette View Post
                        i'm 3 apples tall, collect cats and have a grandma cart in my doorway. If you were picturing me as a babe you need to seek a therapist.
                        not sure what a "grandma cart" is but it sounds fun.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Brian View Post

                          not sure what a "grandma cart" is but it sounds fun.
                          I was thinking it's one of those pushcart thingys that the grannies use at the supermarket or walking to church on the sidewalk with lol
                          Or a walker thing with the tennis balls for feet??

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                          • #28
                            actually, I have both. I am doubly sexy! Only one appeared in the picture of my place though.

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                            • #29
                              meeebe he's got a cat fetish ..
                              you never know
                              sic semper boogaloo

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Norm DeGuerre View Post
                                meeebe he's got a cat fetish ..
                                you never know
                                Love em..always got 2..

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