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    Shotgunning with the village idiot!

    Village idiot and I took a few shotguns to the range today. He brought along a new mossberg 500 and I brought a Remington Spartan O/U and a old NEF Single shot 12ga. We busted some clays, enjoyed the weather and did some BSing like usual. Tried to convince him to take my boat out tomorrow and that didn't work yet either lol. All in all a great afternoon.



    Oh yea...We even shot off some of those super high tech military grade 70mm rounds. It was sick!!!
    They can't stop us let them try. For heavy metal we will die!!!

    Snowflakes are great!!! You can roll them around into a giant mass and shove a carrot in their ........
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    Great day to be outside going through some shells... Lucky guys. I was slaving at work.

    What was the best performer of the day?

    What was in the half gallon? Jungle Juice?

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      I always enjoy a nice young rack!
      I bought my sons out of state.
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        Oh sure, you guys get to go shooting while I'm stuck working.

        I need a day off. Actually, two days off. One to install the new dishwasher that the wife just came home with, and then another to go shooting as a reward.

        Hey, who knows how to install a dishwasher anyway? There must be directions with this thing.....
        "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
        Colonel Sanders

        That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

        I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

        I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Pissed Off Patriot View Post
          Oh sure, you guys get to go shooting while I'm stuck working.

          I need a day off. Actually, two days off. One to install the new dishwasher that the wife just came home with, and then another to go shooting as a reward.

          Hey, who knows how to install a dishwasher anyway? There must be directions with this thing.....
          How are you supposed to install a dishwasher? Aren't they supposed to make you dinner and do laundry???
          They can't stop us let them try. For heavy metal we will die!!!

          Snowflakes are great!!! You can roll them around into a giant mass and shove a carrot in their ........
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          • #6
            Originally posted by BuellSix8 View Post
            Great day to be outside going through some shells... Lucky guys. I was slaving at work.

            What was the best performer of the day?

            What was in the half gallon? Jungle Juice?
            I think it might be jungle juice. Every time I see him he has one and carries it around with him wherever he goes.
            They can't stop us let them try. For heavy metal we will die!!!

            Snowflakes are great!!! You can roll them around into a giant mass and shove a carrot in their ........

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Wildman View Post

              How are you supposed to install a dishwasher? Aren't they supposed to make you dinner and do laundry???
              ... annnd there it is. A very obvious proof of your tiny man brain. Maybe I should contact ur woman n let her in on that little comment... and ur not taking VI all day on me again. I didn't even SEE him till 11pm cuz when he got home, me and our daughter had to go to the book fair at 6:30. Passed him on the road tho. Then passed him again cuz he had poker tonight n we were on our way home. She was very sad... poor baby.
              in every relationship there is one person who is always right, and the other one is male...

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                Just moved Wildman's concept to the mancave.... lol
                "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                Colonel Sanders

                That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Female View Post
                  ... annnd there it is. A very obvious proof of your tiny man brain. Maybe I should contact ur woman n let her in on that little comment... and ur not taking VI all day on me again. I didn't even SEE him till 11pm cuz when he got home, me and our daughter had to go to the book fair at 6:30. Passed him on the road tho. Then passed him again cuz he had poker tonight n we were on our way home. She was very sad... poor baby.
                  Tiny man brain??? Oh I must have been thinking with my other head again! I forgot I got 2 heads but only enough blood to run 1 at a time. I'll try to remember to use the big brain next time Hahahaha.

                  Can't we share the idiot? I'm on vacation all week so I gotta catch up on missed time.
                  They can't stop us let them try. For heavy metal we will die!!!

                  Snowflakes are great!!! You can roll them around into a giant mass and shove a carrot in their ........

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Wildman View Post

                    Tiny man brain??? Oh I must have been thinking with my other head again! I forgot I got 2 heads but only enough blood to run 1 at a time. I'll try to remember to use the big brain next time Hahahaha.

                    Can't we share the idiot? I'm on vacation all week so I gotta catch up on missed time.
                    Ugh. Ok. I work in the mornings. You can have him then. LMAOOOO
                    ... *sigh*... ok. You can have him after I go to bed too. If you want. Jeez...
                    in every relationship there is one person who is always right, and the other one is male...

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                      Originally posted by Female View Post
                      Ugh. Ok. I work in the mornings. You can have him then. LMAOOOO
                      ... *sigh*... ok. You can have him after I go to bed too. If you want. Jeez...
                      Tell him let's go boating in the morning!!! Rofl
                      They can't stop us let them try. For heavy metal we will die!!!

                      Snowflakes are great!!! You can roll them around into a giant mass and shove a carrot in their ........

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Wildman View Post

                        Tell him let's go boating in the morning!!! Rofl
                        I can't shoot a deer from the boat in the middle of a lake numb nuts!! I'm going hunting in the morning for a few hours and you'll be sleeping anyways. Oh ... and thank you for pumping my gun today! It was AWESOME!! I can take pride in saying my gun DEFINITELY holds more rounds than yours does Mr single shot!!
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by The Village Idiot View Post

                          I can't shoot a deer from the boat in the middle of a lake numb nuts!! I'm going hunting in the morning for a few hours and you'll be sleeping anyways. Oh ... and thank you for pumping my gun today! It was AWESOME!! I can take pride in saying my gun DEFINITELY holds more rounds than yours does Mr single shot!!
                          **** that deer. I'll go buy ya a steak from oscars!!!

                          Your welcome for pumping your gun. It felt pretty good. Your 1 gun held more than the 2 I brought lol. Yours may hold a little more but my single was bigger.
                          They can't stop us let them try. For heavy metal we will die!!!

                          Snowflakes are great!!! You can roll them around into a giant mass and shove a carrot in their ........
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                            ... You said "Your welcome for pumping your gun..." Hee Hee.... Heeee....heeeeeee."

                            Female.... Aka Chicken's Chicklet.... Ya may need to reconsider your position of domestic partnership.
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                              Originally posted by BuellSix8 View Post
                              ... You said "Your welcome for pumping your gun..." Hee Hee.... Heeee....heeeeeee."

                              Female.... Aka Chicken's Chicklet.... Ya may need to reconsider your position of domestic partnership.
                              Well ... considering WM told Female ALL about his mangina ..... yeah .... ummmm .... that one even had me rolling with nothing to say.




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