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  • #4756
    Tomorrow I go get fingerprinted, mow lawn, clean gutters, return internet modem, and break in new fire pit.
    www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
    Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
    Am I short stroking or going to fast?

    I know he has a bush

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    • #4757
      Originally posted by usmcveteran View Post
      Tomorrow I go get fingerprinted, mow lawn, clean gutters, return internet modem, and break in new fire pit.
      Translation, you plan on getting arrested for something so you have to mow the lawn, clean the gutters, and return the modem since you won't be around for a while, and tomorrow you are burning the rest of the evidence. When's the sentencing date? (Did I get it right? lol)
      "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
      Colonel Sanders

      That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

      I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

      I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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      • #4758
        Need the fingerprints for the job..... I have had them done so many times, you would think I wouldn't have too since they have done them electronically twice before and tomorrow will be third time electronically!
        www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
        Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
        Am I short stroking or going to fast?

        I know he has a bush

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        • #4759
          Yeah I figured it was for the job. Mrs. POP had to do the same thing. lol
          "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
          Colonel Sanders

          That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

          I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

          I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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          • #4760
            Is there a proper way or ceremony for first fires in new pit?
            www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
            Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
            Am I short stroking or going to fast?

            I know he has a bush

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            • #4761
              Yes.

              Use lots of gas to start the fire, thereby burning all your eyebrows and arm hair off.

              lmao......
              "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
              Colonel Sanders

              That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

              I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

              I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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              • #4762
                Originally posted by usmcveteran View Post
                Is there a proper way or ceremony for first fires in new pit?
                well .... seeing as how you're the host of this ceremony, it's customary for you to stand in the middle of this new fire pit and pour lighter fluid on your head and then invite the others to participate by throwing little fire balls at you in celebratory fashion!!




                http://saratogatackle.com/

                I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!

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                • #4763




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                  "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                  Colonel Sanders

                  That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                  I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                  I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                  • #4764
                    Great ideas! Thanks guys Lmao!
                    www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                    Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                    Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                    I know he has a bush
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                    • #4765
                      You're welcome! Glad to help.
                      "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                      Colonel Sanders

                      That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                      I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                      I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                      • #4766
                        I'm so tired today, but not to tired to win!
                        www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                        Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                        Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                        I know he has a bush

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                        • #4767
                          Take a nap! You deserve it.
                          "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                          Colonel Sanders

                          That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                          I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                          I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                          • #4768
                            Going to fire up the pit soon!
                            www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                            Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                            Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                            I know he has a bush

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                            • #4769
                              Originally posted by usmcveteran View Post
                              Going to fire up the pit soon!
                              After your last camping expedition, I do hope you have someone else there with you!!





                              http://saratogatackle.com/

                              I now have a towel head asking if I wanna see his "talibaner"!
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                              • #4770
                                You should light the first fire with a mortar launched from the top of your head.........
                                Sticky Lips at High Noon!
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