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  • #4246
    Originally posted by usmcveteran View Post
    I'm winning this thread at this specific moment in time and no one can ever take that away from me!
    Doc Brown says you're full of Peshitta.

    Sticky Lips at High Noon!

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    • #4247
      At the time of my post I was and always will be winning! Off too first day of new job.
      www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
      Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
      Am I short stroking or going to fast?

      I know he has a bush

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      • #4248
        Break a leg!

        BTW, still planning a garden?
        Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own

        I have to bend over too far

        I get a boner.

        bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!

        I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......

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        • #4249
          Anyone observed the 3 minutes of a hovering UFO over NYC yesterday i heard about on the radio??

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          • #4250
            Nope! Haven't heard a thing about it.
            "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
            Colonel Sanders

            That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

            I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

            I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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            • #4251
              First day went well. Thinking of holding off on garden this year to see what grows, already having tulips I think growing. Also want to figure out what type of trees I have and what there shade pattern is going to be.
              www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
              Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
              Am I short stroking or going to fast?

              I know he has a bush

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              • #4252
                What's your new job? Trolling the "last one to post wins" thread? The trees sound shady. I think you should go Wildman on them, and cut them all down. lmao....
                "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                Colonel Sanders

                That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                • #4253
                  That's right lol, some are my trees and others are neighbor trees I can't do anything with unless I want to be a dick and chop off limbs overhanging my property lol
                  www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                  Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                  Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                  I know he has a bush

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                  • #4254
                    Why stop at limbs? Tell the neighbor you offer a free tree removal service!
                    "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                    Colonel Sanders

                    That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                    I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                    I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                    • #4255
                      Ye but how do you get those stubborn stumps out? Tannerite?
                      www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                      Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                      Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                      I know he has a bush

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                      • #4256
                        Termites!
                        "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                        Colonel Sanders

                        That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                        I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                        I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                        • #4257
                          Nope, you get to rent one of these!




                          A word of advice: When Googling "stump grinder" images do NOT click the link for "accidents".
                          Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own

                          I have to bend over too far

                          I get a boner.

                          bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!

                          I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......
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                          • #4258
                            That looks like more fun than termites!

                            Edit: Except for the accident part...
                            "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                            Colonel Sanders

                            That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                            I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                            I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                            • #4259
                              Do fires over them not work?
                              www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                              Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                              Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                              I know he has a bush

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                              • #4260
                                It would probably be easier to buy some of that stuff at the hardware store that you pour on the stump to make it rot faster.
                                "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                                Colonel Sanders

                                That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                                I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                                I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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