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  • Ok, that's better. Wouldn't waste my time trying to defend myself with a pizza!
    "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
    Colonel Sanders

    That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

    I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

    I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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    • You dont defend pizza... pizza defend you!
      www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
      Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
      Am I short stroking or going to fast?

      I know he has a bush

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      • If only ordering a gun was as easy as ordering a pizza.
        "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
        Colonel Sanders

        That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

        I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

        I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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        • Originally posted by Pissed Off Patriot View Post
          If only ordering a gun was as easy as ordering a pizza.
          It is, as long as you don't mind pick-up instead of delivery.
          Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own

          I have to bend over too far

          I get a boner.

          bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!

          I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......

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          • Or waiting z lot more then 30 minutes to an hkjr
            www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
            Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
            Am I short stroking or going to fast?

            I know he has a bush

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            • Originally posted by usmcveteran View Post
              Or waiting z lot more then 30 minutes to an hkjr
              Using the "Russian" auto-correct option?
              Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own

              I have to bend over too far

              I get a boner.

              bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!

              I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......

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              • Yes comrade lmao
                www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                I know he has a bush

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                • ..
                  "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                  Colonel Sanders

                  That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                  I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                  I could have been enjoying his nuts.

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                  • Time for a pat down!
                    www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                    Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                    Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                    I know he has a bush

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                    • ..
                      "I ask, Sir, what is dinner? It is the whole chicken. To pluck the chicken is the best and most effectual way to prepare them."
                      Colonel Sanders

                      That is a NICE looking bunch of meat!

                      I can still find a use for my thumb, even though it no longer has a hole to finger.

                      I could have been enjoying his nuts.

                      Comment


                      • I cant wait until the weather gets nicer to start using smoker again!
                        www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                        Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                        Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                        I know he has a bush

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                        • Git er done!!

                          Sticky Lips at High Noon!

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                          • I wonder if he is with the fantastic four LOL
                            www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                            Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                            Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                            I know he has a bush

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                            • That's what happened when I cooked Chicken on my old grill! The new Cabelas 7 in 1 smoker/gas/charcoal grill I got last year is just great! I got it from a friend that won it in a raffle about 5 years ago and never put it together for $90.00. I do Chicken on the top grate and the flames never reach the bird when the fat starts to run, comes out perfect every time! (Hear that Chicken Shoot?) LOL!!!
                              NRA Life Member,NRA Instructor(Rifle/Pistol)RSO
                              SCOPE Member
                              Member Sara Spa Rod&Gun Club,Pine Tree Rifle Club

                              Working on another 2 month WIN!! Got 3 now trying for 4!!

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                              • Chicken not a LA king lol
                                www.AvidArms.com I'm STIHL out of conditioner!!
                                Finally joined the ranks of broke homeowner
                                Am I short stroking or going to fast?

                                I know he has a bush

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