Lie to Me Karma

[Meketrefe]

Keep it a bit less subjective than "I am sad today" or "my favorite color is pink" ... you know. so there is a fair chance for those guessing.

So here is another one from me....

- My barber is an old school Sicilian who is will scare your schit out.
- My wife is a great cook.
- Somehow I once ended having a drink at "The Kamikazes of the as.s" bar in San Francisco bay.

[24Pink14Stink]

Keep it a bit less subjective than "I am sad today" or "my favorite color is pink" ... you know. so there is a fair chance for those guessing.

So here is another one from me....

- My barber is an old school Sicilian who is will scare your schit out.
- My wife is a great cook.
- Somehow I once ended having a drink at "The Kamikazes of the as.s" bar in San Francisco bay.

Wife is a great cook. Sorry.

[Chicken Shoot]

You loved the saw movies.

1. I'm older than dirt.
2. I feel like dirt.
3. I look like dirt.

4. All of the above are true statements.

[masterswimmer]

4. All of the above are true statements.

You know me too well. I guess I lied. Only one was supposed to be true. Bad me!!

[Cgrutt]

1, I once asked a complete stranger to join my wife and me at our anniversary dinner at a fancy steakhouse. Ordered so many appetizers I didn't even touch the $60 steak and the head waiter took it home.
2. My wife once picked me up at the security area of Newark Airport dressed in nothing but a long leather coat, high heels, stockings and a thong.
3. I skiied once when it was so cold a 6" icicle formed on my face mask from my breath.

[usmcveteran]

too easy LOL I know which one is true.

[Cgrutt]

Ah, but which one is the lie?

[usmcveteran]

2 are supposed to be lies and only one truth LOL

[Cgrutt]

That's not what the rules say...

[masterswimmer]

That's not what the rules say...

You should have been a lawyer.

[Meketrefe]

All trues is easier for others to guess and score yet can be equaly funny. I am going to say the airport and I keep my eyes closed to respect privacy. Lol

[Meketrefe]

in the end I will give a summary who was right on all my posted lists. But come on you can post more. Gunner, gunsick, smurfette, warfab, etc... come on... lie to me. I can find other more suitable karma if you dont want the midwest handguards.....

[WARFAB]

I'm cue ball bald

I have 2 kids

I have run 50 miles in one shot.

Based on a previous comment, I'm going to guess he's actually run an ultra. Makes me wonder if we have a friend in common.

My three:

I've done 143mph (GPS) in a boat.

I was once attacked by a mob of Gypsies in Rome.

I have been wakeboarding on three different continents.

[Meketrefe]

Warfab
I think the zombie gypsies got you! lol
guess others too.

[Meketrefe]

OK... To this one....

1 - I smell really bad right now.
2 - The postman gave me the finger today.
3 - I am gong to play some backpipes tonight.

usmc, norm deguerre and 24pink got it right. I do play the bagpipes!



One of these three statements is actually true. Guess which one...

1 - The first year in college still living with my parents I told them I was going for a drink with some friends and came back four days later.
2 - Once I had sexual intercourse 15 times in one night, all with the same lady.
3 - When young we had a midget friend who could urinate over the cabin of a large HD truck doing a perfect arch and w/o touching it.

So what are your stories, come on, lie to me.
If you want the karma I am going to make you work for it!

lol