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    ..in your town live 25,000 people but in the phone book there are only 2 last names.
    It is a shame when people demanding tolerance, have no tolerance

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    Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
    Gun and magazine bans - the government has no business dictating what types of firearms good, honest people are allowed to own. President-Elect Donald J Trump

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    • #3
      Your braids in your ears hairs look sexy!
      It is a shame when people demanding tolerance, have no tolerance

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      • #4
        Your brother in law is also your uncle.
        Gun and magazine bans - the government has no business dictating what types of firearms good, honest people are allowed to own. President-Elect Donald J Trump

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        • #5
          You asked the family to stop urinating in the shower, specially grandpa who started to pee on your leg.
          It is a shame when people demanding tolerance, have no tolerance

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          • #6
            you take good care of your teeth and polish them in the tumbler.
            It is a shame when people demanding tolerance, have no tolerance

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            • #7
              When you mow your lawn and find a car and 2 old appliances...
              Sticky Lips at High Noon!

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              • #8
                Getting the dishwasher loaded means going out for some beers with your wife.
                Gun and magazine bans - the government has no business dictating what types of firearms good, honest people are allowed to own. President-Elect Donald J Trump

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Cgrutt View Post
                  Getting the dishwasher loaded means going out for some beers with your wife.
                  LOL!!!
                  It is a shame when people demanding tolerance, have no tolerance

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                  • #10
                    When your learn about the terms Penises and Vaginas and think they are like Dicks and Pussies but smaller and cleaner.
                    It is a shame when people demanding tolerance, have no tolerance

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                    • #11
                      Taking out the trash means bringing the in laws to the movies...
                      Gun and magazine bans - the government has no business dictating what types of firearms good, honest people are allowed to own. President-Elect Donald J Trump

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cgrutt View Post
                        Getting the dishwasher loaded means going out for some beers with your wife.
                        Beer is like porn, you can buy it but it's more fun to make your own

                        I have to bend over too far

                        I get a boner.

                        bareback every couple of days, GTG. Bareback, brokeback, same $hit!

                        I joined a support group to help me deal with my social anxiety but I just can't seem to work up the nerve to go to a meeting......

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                        • #13
                          You just learned some folks actually pay money to roll in the mud. ..they call those scams spas or something like that.
                          It is a shame when people demanding tolerance, have no tolerance

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                          • #14
                            You are so skilled and experienced with yard tools that you are able open a beer bottle with a chainsaw and give the wife a Brazilian bikini dilapidation with the weed-wacker.
                            It is a shame when people demanding tolerance, have no tolerance

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                            • #15
                              Your alligator pet is housebroken.
                              It is a shame when people demanding tolerance, have no tolerance

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